Thursday, February 21, 2008

I'm Sorry, Kelly Tilghman Sucks


I've had this conversation with just about everyone I know that equally loves golf, but Golf Channel broadcaster Kelly Tilghman sucks. I mean, she really, really sucks.

I watch her broadcasting these tournaments and sometimes daydream of what I'd rather hear over her voice. Here are some of my favorite conclusions:

-Freddy Kruger "nails on the chalkboard" while a baby is crying and a lady is going over the "safety procedures of the Boeing 747"

-William Hung and Mike Ditka singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" as a duet

-The book-on-tape of "Confessions of an Heiress"

-Anytime Emmitt Smith talks

Today alone, Tilghman (Even the spelling her name pisses me off) said the following during the 30 minutes I watched during my lunch break.

(during a blimp shot of the golf course and desert, as they cut to a shot of Jonathan Byrd) "Somewhere out there the coyote is chasing the roadrunner, and we have our own Byrd right here."

"Is this a tougher putt than that of (Arron) Oberholser?" -When discussing a two-footer for par of Tiger Woods

"Yesssssssssssssssss" -after Tiger tapped in the two-footer (sigh)

"Vijay has never made it past the second round in this even so this is the makings of a special week." (Um, yeah, Vijay will probably remember getting past the second round of a tournament for the rest of his life)

Remember, this was 30 minutes of her. If my lunch break was two hours I'd be posting this blog in my own blood.

Kelly, do me a favor - make a racist or crude comment on purpose so we can get you suspended for a couple of more weeks. Please?

15 comments:

BaseballFan said...

I typed "kelly tillman sucks" into google (yes I spelled her last name wrong) and I found you site. I am so glad that someone else feels the same way as I do. Seriously, how in the world does she have her job? You can't get any more annoying than her. Does she need to do a "seque" for everything and speak in such a dramatic voice for everything? Just horrible

Anonymous said...

[p]The real things are [url=http://www.uggbootstort4u.co.uk]ugg boots sale[/url] from Australia and are incredibly warm with a furry lining made out of sheeps wool . They used the exceptional quality [url=http://www.uggbootsugg4u.co.uk]ugg boots[/url] of their sheepskin and wool to create functional comfort footwear in that once considered ugly boot style . And they are as "ugly" as UGG boots too . White gold rings are in fashion [url=http://www.cheapuggmittens.co.uk]ugg boots on sale[/url] and depict modernity and elegance . And the men also begin to pursue for fashion and put [url=http://www.uggjimmychoo4u.co.uk]ugg boots jimmy choo[/url] on the snow boots . In my opinion,the color is very [url=http://www.uggaustranlia4u.co.uk]ugg australia sale[/url] beautiful . Now I'd like to share some good suggestions [url=http://www.uggbootspink.co.uk]ugg boots[/url] for you . But you've to understand that people ended up being intended for humans . Nike Shox by its [url=http://www.uggbootsoutlet4u.co.uk]ugg boots uk outlet[/url] straightforward look win the favor of individuals.[/p]

Anonymous said...

Mulberry is among the United Kingdom's top handbags brands . 7 latest Mulberry Bag . You can find each individual type of Alexa in Mulberry bags . The individuals who like beauty like Mulberry . After the buyer paid for were gratified, so to my warehouse grading is very good . Partnered with deep purple lips, signature prints and chunky heels, the actress single-handedly revived the colour clash trend . I think style [url=http://www.outletmulberrybag.co.uk]mulberry bag outlet[/url] isn't really all about income, it counts greater is your guts to attempt a specific thing new . Or you can alignment them to be organised to fit your needs.[/p][p]Of course in our shop on line there are some other types of Mulberry [url=http://www.outletmulberrybag.co.uk]mulberry bag[/url] leather bags like the Mulberry Shoulder Bag, Mulberry massenger bags and so on . This is not an easy assignment for which it's always hard, the amplitude of a alloyed [url=http://www.outletmulberrybag.co.uk]mulberry outlet[/url] belt equilibrium . These constituents are today not only a useful function, but [url=http://www.outletmulberrybag.co.uk]mulberry uk[/url] they can in addition as a position icon that fortifies our personal identity approach used . Since it was founded by Roger Saul in Somerset countryside in 1970, the space of background and also the spirit of that time [url=http://www.outletmulberrybag.co.uk]mulberry bag uk[/url] are surviving until today . Open a woman隆炉s clothes storage space and you are definite to find one or more mulberry sale pouches in it . Why We Choose the Luxury Mulberry Tote Bags
Mulberry is among the best luxury style businesses inside the world . This time of the year, mulberry bags sale, in the 90 take the airstream in resistance to rush with snugness back, because this embraces sole creations and Mulberry itself is just rudimentally individual . Coach Bags Sale.[/p]
[p]Certainly who Mulberry sale occurrences have formerly were legendary just in self-defense skill good lovely lady . The growth of Mulberry handbags uk



[url=http://forum.zirkeldesphoenix.de/posting.php?mode=quote&f=11&p=104316]UGG boots store online provide the cheap Commodity online with high-quality 4y[/url]
[url=http://www.thesystemseminar.com/2011/forum/messages/1138.html]UGG boots shop provide the cheap Commodity Export online with high-quality 1b[/url]
[url=http://www.werb.cz/forum/posting.php?mode=quote&f=63&p=26243]UGG boots store online provide the cheap Commodity online with good quality 5s[/url]
[url=http://113.53.230.147/ninessk/smf1/index.php?topic=489.0]UGG boots shop provide the cheap Commodity Export online with high-quality 1y[/url]
[url=http://www.drr.go.th/webboard/index.php?topic=15219.57840]UGG boots store online provide the cheap Commodity sale online with high-quality 7n[/url]

Anonymous said...

[p]It is the incontestable undeniable fact that Mulberry Handbagsare [url=http://www.mulberryhandbag4sale.co.uk]mulberry handbag[/url] in hot pursuit among stars and socialites . But he could not say a fool, because was unmistakably clever, and, moreover, a highly cultivated man, who [url=http://www.mulberrybagsale4uk.co.uk]mulberry bag sale[/url] was exceptionally modest over his culture . Mulberry Alexa Bags If sunglasses undoubtedly really are a necessity for anybody in the [url=http://www.mulberryhandbag4sale.co.uk]bayswater mulberry handbag[/url] beach, this really is specially so for seaside volleyball players . Certainly [url=http://www.mulberryhandbags4uk.co.uk]mulberry handbags uk[/url] who Mulberry sale occurrences have formerly were legendary just in self-defense skill good lovely lady . That is why budget aware women of all ages of all ages now love to spend money on low cost mulberry bags, [url=http://www.mulberryhandbag4sale.co.uk]mulberry handbag sale[/url] wallets and purses . In several providers [url=http://www.nicemulberrybags.co.uk]mulberry bags uk[/url] it is really totally obvious to confirm out, most in all likelihood the ideal regions to make certain that you simply can sequence in just Mulberry Outlet stores . Search our Mulberry shop on the web, you can find several gorgeous and top quality Mulberry bags, you'll have a [url=http://www.mulberryhandbags4uk.co.uk]mulberry handbags sale[/url] surprise . I fell in love with it at the first sight I saw it.[/p]

Anonymous said...

BzgWie [url=http://onnrainnmcm.com/#67374]MCM キーケース[/url] DzsBhm http://onnrainnmcm.com/ VdeWnb [url=http://mcmsenmon.com/#71462]MCM 店舗[/url] TflKsv http://mcmsenmon.com/ LkpTtr [url=http://ninnkimcm.com/#84974]MCM iphoneケース[/url] KrzXkc http://ninnkimcm.com/ UolQpv [url=http://kaidokumcm.com/#27500]MCM 長財布[/url] WprXtw http://kaidokumcm.com/ TxsTvl [url=http://manzokumcm.com/#22982]MCM 店舗[/url] YbbNdf http://manzokumcm.com/ XerMzy http://chloenihon.com/ JrmFoj [url=http://chloenihon.com/]クロエ キーケース[/url] UltS http://toumikousin.com/ UyxDE [url=http://toumikousin.com/]TUMI 96141[/url] NyoHrO http://toumikakaku.com/ KkkObNM [url=http://toumikakaku.com/]ビジネスバッグ TUMI[/url] CvaZja [url=http://mcmhannbai.com/]MCM バッグ[/url] CkkHzf [url=http://mcmhannbai.com/]MCM 韓国[/url]

Anonymous said...

BvdLed [url=http://onnrainnmcm.com/#30660]MCM[/url] BjdIqo http://onnrainnmcm.com/ WkhGem [url=http://mcmsenmon.com/#95932]MCM 店舗[/url] DenAig http://mcmsenmon.com/ WjrPei [url=http://ninnkimcm.com/#63747]MCM 韓国[/url] NkoFin http://ninnkimcm.com/ HeqQct [url=http://kaidokumcm.com/#86341]MCM 長財布[/url] EykHdb http://kaidokumcm.com/ PulDxf [url=http://manzokumcm.com/#78307]MCM 長財布[/url] EgaEkg http://manzokumcm.com/ PbpVyn http://chloenihon.com/ BfaNnj [url=http://chloenihon.com/]シーバイクロエ[/url] MigR http://toumikousin.com/ XxhRX [url=http://toumikousin.com/]TUMI 26114[/url] ZsrYlT http://toumikakaku.com/ UiyDwRA [url=http://toumikakaku.com/]TUMI スーツケース[/url] MrqIze [url=http://mcmhannbai.com/]MCM 財布[/url] BuoDbw [url=http://mcmhannbai.com/]MCM 財布[/url]

ninest123 Ninest said...

ninest123 07.29
tiffany and co, michael kors outlet online, kate spade outlet online, michael kors outlet store, michael kors handbags, longchamp outlet online, red bottom shoes, nike free, oakley vault, michael kors outlet, chanel handbags, prada outlet, coach outlet, polo ralph lauren outlet, prada handbags, oakley sunglasses, nike outlet, coach outlet, tory burch outlet online, nike air max, ray ban outlet, kate spade outlet, coach outlet store online, michael kors outlet online sale, ray ban sunglasses, gucci handbags, nike air max, burberry outlet online, longchamp outlet, tiffany jewelry, replica watches, christian louboutin outlet, cheap oakley sunglasses, longchamp handbags, true religion, coach purses, jordan shoes, burberry outlet online, polo ralph lauren, michael kors outlet online, christian louboutin, christian louboutin shoes

ninest123 Ninest said...

north face, longchamp, north face pas cher, lacoste pas cher, oakley pas cher, burberry pas cher, true religion jeans, nike roshe run, michael kors uk, sac vanessa bruno, mulberry uk, timberland pas cher, hollister uk, nike free pas cher, ray ban pas cher, converse pas cher, abercrombie and fitch, nike free, air max pas cher, vans pas cher, scarpe hogan, michael kors, nike air force, air jordan, ralph lauren uk, nike air max, guess pas cher, nike air max, nike blazer pas cher, ralph lauren pas cher, air max, michael kors canada, hermes pas cher, true religion outlet, ray ban uk, new balance pas cher, tn pas cher, lululemon outlet online, longchamp pas cher, true religion outlet, louboutin, hollister

ninest123 Ninest said...

herve leger, oakley, soccer jerseys, babyliss, nfl jerseys, giuseppe zanotti, ferragamo shoes, p90x workout, lululemon outlet, insanity workout, reebok shoes, jimmy choo shoes, nike roshe, nike roshe, chi flat iron, iphone 6 case, nike air max, baseball bats, mont blanc pens, instyler ionic styler, mcm handbags, asics shoes, wedding dresses, hollister, timberland boots, north face jackets, beats headphones, soccer shoes, new balance outlet, bottega veneta, longchamp, nike trainers, hollister clothing store, mac cosmetics, vans outlet, nike air huarache, valentino shoes, birkin bag, ghd, celine handbags, abercrombie and fitch, north face jackets

ninest123 Ninest said...

juicy couture outlet, pandora uk, vans, uggs canada, toms outlet, ugg boots clearance, ugg, marc jacobs handbags, sac lancel, replica watches, ugg boots, hollister canada, pandora jewelry, swarovski uk, ugg, converse, karen millen, ray ban, thomas sabo uk, ugg soldes, ugg australia, wedding dress, air max, pandora charms, cheap ugg boots, gucci, montre femme, links of london uk, cheap ugg boots outlet, swarovski jewelry, juicy couture, louboutin, abercrombie, supra shoes, converse shoes, coach outlet, ugg outlet, ralph lauren
ninest123 07.29

Minko Chen said...

phone cases
north face jackets
cheap jordan shoes
air jordan shoes for sale
marc jacobs
ferragamo outlet
tods shoes
tods outlet
kobe 9
hollister clothing
hollister uk
abercrombie and fitch
abercrombie and fitch
abercrombie and fitch
instyler ionic styler
mac cosmetics
babyliss flat iron
new balance shoes
converse shoes
lacoste pas cher
1028MINKO

mmjiaxin said...

chrome hearts online store
coach outlet online
michael kors outlet
http://www.tiffanyandcojewellery.us.com
nike huarache
michael kors outlet online
michael kors outlet
tiffany and co uk
ray ban uk,cheap ray ban sunglasses
michael kors handbags
http://www.rayban-sunglasses.uk
tiffany and co outlet online
http://www.kobebasketballshoes.us.com
cheap oakley sunglasses
cheap nfl jerseys
louis vuitton handbags
http://www.tiffanyandcooutletonline.us.com
oakley outlet online
mlb jerseys authentic
cheap jerseys from china
fitflops clearance
yeezy boost 350
cheap watches,cheap rolex watches,rolex watches for men,buy rolex online
http://www.jordanretro.uk
michael jordan shoes
cheap oakley sunglasses
oakley sunglasses
yeezy sneakers
air jordan shoes
tiffany and co outlet
replica christian louboutin
chrome hearts online
cheap authentic jordans
michael kors outlet
michael kors outlet
gg

dong dong23 said...

coach outlet
tods outlet
michael kors outlet clearance
fitflops sale clearance
ray ban wayfarer
louis vuitton handbags
michael kors handbags
coach outlet online
coach outlet store online
adidas shoes
ray ban sunglasses
air max 90
nike basketball shoes
michael kors outlet
true religion outlet
ralph lauren polo outlet
air jordan retro
louis vuitton outlet stores
christian louboutin sale
nike roshe flyknit
oakley sunglasses
hollister clothing store
coach outlet store online clearances
nike uk
oakley vault
michael kors outlet
michael kors outlet
fitflops sale clearance
michael kors outlet
gucci handbags
coach factory outlet
michael kors outlet
oakley sunglasses
louis vuitton handbags
ray ban sunglasses outlet
ghd hair straighteners
mont blanc
ray ban sunglasses
adidas stan smith
vans shoes
20167.16wengdongdong

dada24 Xu said...

yeezy boost 750
fitflops shoes
louboutin pas cher
supra store
michael kors uk
michael kors outlet canada
ghd
jordans
air max 90
coach factory outlet
cheap oakleys
north face jackets
lebron james shoes 2016
coach purses on sale
jordan pas cher
lebron james shoes for sale
nike air force black
adidas superstar white
north face outlet
canada goose outlet
louboutin outlet
cheap nfl jerseys
uggs on sale
rolex replica watches
asics running shoes
canada goose uk
ed hardy
true religion uk
air jordan shoes
canada goose jackets
true religion jeans outlet
buy red bottoms
moncler outlet online
new balance shoes
2016812caiyan

xjd7410@gmail.com said...

20160912 junda
cheap ugg boots
moncler coats
swarovski crystal
polo ralph lauren
reebok trainers
ralph lauren polo
bottega veneta outlet
michael kors outlet clearance
true religion jeans
canada goose jackets
futbol baratas
adidas wings
kate spade uk
kobe shoes
michael kors outlet
true religion jeans
rolex outlet
instyler ionic styler
soccer jerseys
michael kors factory outlet
prada shoes
canada goose jackets
michael kors outlet
coach outlet online
moncler outlet
tiffany jewellery
beats headphones
louis vuitton outlet stores
prada sunglasses
coach outlet clearance
yeezy boost 350
ugg outlet
nike outlet store
canada goose outlet
polo ralph lauren
michael kors outlet
cheap nike shoes
cheap nfl jerseys
longchamp handbags
versace sunglasses