"Oh man, I sure am excited about playing at Augusta this year in the Masters. You know, it's such a traditional place, a beautiful golf course with so much history and prestige. You know what would really fit the place - wearing jeans in the first round of the Masters."
I'm not totally certain this is how the conversation went with Justin Rose and whoever dresses/buys him ugly black jeans, but I can promise you that it came to fruition.
I really, REALLY hate Justin Rose (and I'm not just saying that for you, J), and wearing some ugly ass black jeansy-things on Thursday probably doesn't help. The good news is his shirt was borrowed from Phil Mickelson's son yesterday who caddied. I bet you didn't know Justin Rose wore a child's small, but here at DTCC, you learn something new every day.
Oh yeah, and Ugly Jeans is leading the damn Masters. I'd rather Paris Hilton win the Powerball.