Jim Nantz just said in his opening to the CBS coverage "I hope you're enjoying this coverage with someone special."
Oh, thanks Jim. Actually I'm sitting in my apartment with two computers open, watching golf alone and writing about it. I'm also not as smart as I wish I was, kinda weird looking and don't always smell that great. Wanna talk about that as well?
Also, while we're on it, I'm not your friend, so stop calling me that. You don't hear me telling the lady at Quiznos that gave me my Traditional with no onions, "Thanks Friend for the preparation."