Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Tiger Knee-ds Some Rest
Not to sound cocky, but if that isn't the best title you've ever seen you obviously hang out a lot with Dane Cook.
According to Tiger's website the Big Swoosh will be out 4-6 weeks because of "arthroscopic surgery on his left knee" that went down in Park City, Utah yesterday.
I'm not a genius, but I'd say we will not see El Tigre until the U.S. Open, eight weeks away. He might try to play a tournament a couple of weeks before just to get back out there, but this might put a little damper on the "inevitable Tiger triumph at Torrey Pines" that everyone is giving him.
Think about it - if Tiger doesn't win one of the first two majors this year people will walking around with umbrellas in hopes of averting the locusts coming from the heavens.