I've never been to Australia. Nope, never done it. The flight is long, it isn't connected to anything and everyone speaks English.
I also don't go because I don't really trust Australians. None of them have ever won the Masters and it appears that trend could continue. Luckily, I left my distrust of Australians at home when I was picking my Masters champion this year (Geoff Ogilvy) and it has gone ahead and taken a big 'ol chunk out of my butt.
Only two Australians, Peter Lonard and Robert Allenby, are in the top-30 at Augusta and damn Geoff Ogilvy shot 75 on Thursday.
In unrelated news, I also hate kangaroos. I've never been a huge fan of pockets.