Monday, July 28, 2008
Phil Mickelson Reveals How He Got Un-Fat
When did Phil Mickelson become this hip?
First he's shooting an episode of "Entourage" (ok, hip in '03) and now he's revealing his workout secrets in Men's Vogue?
I promise, the article gets better than the first line, which was obviously written by someone that has zero clue about anything golf, so she made the always hilarious "funny pants" joke to start.
In most professional sports, a paunch squeezed into tacky pants does not an athlete make. But such is the charm of golf.
Anyway, the article says that Mickelson is eating small portions five times a day, doing some hilarious looking lunges and carries his bag to shed weight! Wow!
This is why I never understand these fitness articles. How much fun is it to read about what someone does to lose weight? It's like reading an article about someone sleeping.