Sunday, November 23, 2008
I Guess the LPGA Does Have A Sense of Humor
So you think retiring from the LPGA is all roses and champagne showers? Well, you better think again.
Annika Sorenstam, fresh off a missed cut in her final LPGA tournament, was picked "randomly" for a drug test following her round. Whoever "randomly" picks these things deserves a big hug from either Lewis Black or Patton Oswalt.
An LPGA official told Sorenstam shortly after her second and final round at the ADT Championship that she needed to submit to a random test, which Sorenstam said was her second in recent weeks.
``I really don't know what's going on,'' Sorenstam said. ``They're not going to let me go (away).''
People have speculated that Annika did 'roids for a while, mainly because she is good at sports and that normally constitutes steroid use. That or the time she out-drove Fred Funk. One of the two.