Saturday, November 22, 2008
You're Kidding Me, Right?
This is the headline to the story in question -- "Faldo open to Ryder Cup return."
Now I know what you're thinking and let me making it perfectly clear right this second -- we are not talking about Waldo Geraldo Faldo, Shawn Harrison's character in "Family Matters." He does not want to captain the European Ryder Cup team (mainly because he isn't a big golfer, not a real person and is from America).
This is Nick Faldo. The same guy that made more bad decisions in this last Ryder Cup than Britney Spears during the years 2005-2008 (or when I downloaded "Love Lockdown" on my computer...boy does that song suck some serious ass).
Anyway, rumors are circling that Nick Faldo is interested in captaining again.
Imagine the raised eyebrows, then, when Faldo said yesterday that he would happily take on the role again should the players' committee look in his direction early next year when the captain is chosen for the 2010 match at Celtic Manor, Newport.
So, yeah, pretty awesome. I hope he comes back and decides to not just bench Sergio Garcia for all the Friday and Saturday matches, but punches J.K. Rowling on live television.