Holy Hell, What Did I Do To Deserve This?

Here are some words you don't normally see together -- "golf" and "rap video."

Some guy named Doug DeGrood, or as I like to think of him, "whitest human on the planet," made up some golf rap about Bethpage or something. I honestly have no idea what it was about, because 30 seconds into it, I started ramming my head into my apartment wall and trying to swallow broken glass.

This has to be the first time ever that someone said the words "penal" in a rap. Ever.