There are stupid people and then there is Jonathan C. Pierce.
Pierce decided that he'd had enough of this "not owning his own golf cart" business and decided he was taking matters INTO HIS OWN HANDS!
The 29 year old went to Magnolia Valley Golf Course in Florida and jacked a golf cart in the middle of the day, taking off in a
Witnesses trailed him until a deputy with the Pasco County Sheriff's Office arrived. According to a report, the deputy found Pierce and the cart at a Walgreens parking lot on Massachusetts Avenue. The deputy told the suspect to stop, but he rammed the patrol car with the golf cart and sped off, the report said. The chase ended when Pierce drove the golf cart into a swamp, the report states. He ran, but was caught.
The guy must have been on something. What did he think was going to happen when he rammed the police car? The cart was going to transform into something?
Like Rick at Deadspin closes with, the best part of the entire story is the fact that Pierce is being held at Land O'Lakes Jail. Splash!