Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Peyton Manning Would Pick Tiger Woods Over You
Unless you're from New England, you can't really hate Peyton Manning. He's a good athlete and a funny guy who makes hilarious commercials like this one. He seems like the kind of guy that would find someone's wallet and return it with all the money and credit cards still in their rightful slot.
Well, that is, unless returning it meant missing a round of golf with Tiger Woods. If that was the case, Peyton would kindly ask you to get out of his damn way. Here is the story.
This past Tuesday was something called "Manning Day" in Mississippi, where Senators and such take off work to celebrate the lives of the Manning family (?). I'm not really sure what they do, but I'm imaging a lot of people surrounding a big-screen TV with this "Sportscenter" commercial on a loop.
Anyway, Archie and Eli showed up for this Manning Day (still can't type that without shaking my head), but Peyton ditched the event. Why? Because the guy had a tee time with Tiger Woods.
The National Excuse Department (NED) has decided they are taking the rest of the year off as this is the best that anyone could possibly come up with. Next time the friend that is a girl is pissed at me for missing pasta night or getting drunk with my cronies while she is left watching "28 Days" at her house in her Snuggie? Babe, I'm sorry, but I was on the 10th hole with Tiger. You can't pass that up. Done and done.