Monday, December 14, 2009
You know those guys that bag a lot of chicks? They'll bang anything that walks, and meet up with their buddies the following morning and chat about the night before? Yeah, those guys. Imagine one of those guys talking shit about Tiger Woods. Wouldn't that be hysterical?
Oh, would you lookie there, Hugh Hefner said he doesn't approve of Tiger's behavior. Kettle, you are as black as night.
"But I don't approve of (his behavior). I just was not surprised by it," Hefner said. "The reason that I wasn't surprised is that he’s traveling the world. He's a handsome, young guy and beautiful ladies are throwing themselves at him. You never know the circumstances of a personal relationship or a marriage and how well it worked and I think that the immorality of infidelity is the lie. It isn't really the sex. It's the cheating."
You know the best way Elin could get back at Tiger? Pose for Playboy. Yep, I've decided it. She should do a 12-page spread for Hefner, possibly with Phil Mickelson as the photographer. I think that would make Tiger jealous, and possibly save the magazine industry all in one fell swoop.
What does that have anything to do with what Hefner said? It doesn't really, but anytime I can suggest Elin getting naked in a magazine, I have to do it. It's part of my contractual agreement.