Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Happy Birthday Tiger Woods!
For some reason, like when I was a kid and could never forget Nolan Ryan's birthday (January 31st), when December 30th rolls around, I remember it's Tiger Woods day of birth (and Lebron's!).
The top golfer in the world is 34 today, and no that is not the updated number of girls the man has slept with, it is his years on this Earth.
I'm assuming his 34th birthday might be the least exciting he can remember, and for good reason, but it would be interesting to be a fly on the wall while Tiger checks his cell phone all day today, reading birthday greetings from whomever will send them along.
Do the ladies text him a happy birthday message? Will Elin call over and say something? Is this going to be a lonely ass day for Mr. Woods?
We will never know, but it is rather interesting to think about.