Thursday, December 10, 2009

Jaimee Grubbs Apologized to Elin Woods for Sleeping With Tiger Woods

Finding information in this world is hard, especially if someone is a celebrity. Of course, that sentence I just wrote is completely and utterly false. Everyone knows everything about everyone. Just Google the stuff and it comes up. It isn't complicated.

This is what makes the recent apology from Jaimee Grubbs all the more interesting. Grubbs, who supposedly slept with Tiger Woods 20+ times, told Extra that she was sorry to Elin for, well, sleeping with Elin's husband.

Here is the apology.

"I couldn't describe how remorseful that I am to have hurt her family and her emotionally," Grubbs -- who got intimate with the golfer 20 times over about three years -- tells "Extra."

But, Grubbs, 24, admits, "If it wasn't me, it was going to be other girls. I did care about him -- I didn't do it for superficial reasons. I didn't do it to purposely hurt her."

Okay ... so ...

A.) Don't apology to the wife of the husband you slept with when you already knew he was married. You're just as much at fault. Yeah, he's the one with the ring on his finger, but you're the one asking him to take it off while he mounts you from behind. You're a skeez. Don't play nice now.

B.) One night is one thing, 20 times is completely different. You aren't remorseful when you sleep with a married man 20 times. You know what you're doing.

C.) Are you seriously going to hide behind the "If it wasn't me, it was going to be other girls," card? "Well officer, if I hadn't stole this Snickers from the 7-Eleven, someone would have! It was right there in front of me! I'm hungry!!!" Bullshit. What a weak attempt at not taking fault for your actions. You're a whore. Just admit it and move on. It isn't that complicated. We all live under our umbrellas. Yours just happens to be covered with shots of tequila and used condoms.

Okay, enough ranting. Back to your regular scheduled whateverthegoflworldhasbecome.


Roody said...

They're only sorry about it after they get caught. Until then, it's all fun and games till somebody crashes their Escalade into a tree.

Shane B. said...

"It's all fun and games until somebody crashes their Escalade into a tree." --Roody


Kalms said...

He mounted her from the back.....
He hammered her from the front....
He 'panel beat' her left and right...and even upside down for three solid hard years.Now, she says she is sorry.I don't understand?Sorry about what?....for the act? ...for the man? .....for herself? or for the other woman who owns the hard thing she enjoyed for three years.I doubt if she would say 'no' if Tiger shows her the thing again. Do you think she would say 'no'? Then is she really sorry?