Monday, December 7, 2009

Tiger Woods Should Probably Invest in a Cold Shower

I'm not a genius by any means (even though my mom would argue against that), but I do know a little about girls. Here, I'll let you in on the secret.

If you're banging ten different ladies, most likely, 99.9 percent of the time, one of them is a little crazy. Especially when they know you're famous and rich ... oh, and married. They also know you're married, so they're probably going to talk when shit starts to hit the fan.

Oh, would you lookie there, Tiger Woods is linked to another girl!

On Sunday, the New York Daily News outed who they say is one of Woods' former mistresses, 31-year-old divorced mom Cori Rist. According to the News, the two met at the New York club Butter last year.

Meanwhile, a 26-year-old former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. has hired Florida lawyer Michael O’Quinn for representation. The woman was reportedly bragging about her alleged two-year affair with Woods before and during his marriage to Elin Nordengren. O’Quinn claims his still-unidentified client does not want to be named yet in light of her current “corporate job.”

Two more alleged mistresses have been fingered by the British press. The Sun reports one is a television broadcaster, and another is a mysterious “sex-addicted cougar.”

At this point, it's almost easier to put together a list of people Tiger hasn't slept with. I'll start the list.

1.) Me
2.) Barack Obama
3.) Lindsay Lohan

Let me know if you need to be added to the list! I was going to put Jay Busbee on it, but that guy tends to be a little frisky when he starts drinking wine. Watch out, ladies!


Vince Spence said...

He's a slut...

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Lee said...

Wondering how he avoided tox screening? They have blood but the hospital can release it without subpoena. State of FL says not enough evidence or suspicion to subpoena the goods? He was drinking, on sleeping pills, vicodin, and found passed out on the side of the road after a 10 mph bump into a tree? Pa-leeeease!

Jeff said...

Wish I could say you could put me on the list, but you can't. He's got a tat of Stevie Williams on his left ass cheek.

Have you seen Mindy Lawton? I hope that's BS, or Tiger has NO indiscretion when it comes to chasing fur.

check out: if you get a chance.

Freedo said...

This entire incident proves the guy really does have ice water in his wonder he is such a successful golfer. The stress (for people with a conscience) of carrying around this baggage and having a wife and two children at home AND competing on the highest level must have been overwhelming. This guy's arteries must have the density of quicksand.

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