Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tiger Woods Will Soon Be Single


If the goal of all this Tiger Woods saga was for him to end up single so he could go around, sleeping with anyone that had two legs and breasts, luck has struck, because a few sources are saying Elin is planning on divorcing the golfer for reasons I can't quite put my finger on yet.

For the first time ever on this site, I will type the following. People magazine reports ...

The holidays may bring a final showdown in the marriage of Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren, a source close to the golfer's wife tells PEOPLE, saying, "She plans to leave Tiger."

Another source says, "She's made up her mind. There's nothing to think about: he's never going to change,"


This seemed pretty apparent if you followed any of this. Sleep with one lady while you're married is wrong. Banging enough people to make up a softball team is a whole other.

This might end up being the best thing for Tiger, even if it screws the kids and his wife up for good. He can probably go play golf and not worry about all this. A guy wrecked another marriage. It happens thousands of times a day in all walks of life. His just happened to be the lead story in every major news outlet imaginable.

As I keep saying, more to come.

1 comment:

Lee said...

Shane: if el tigre is going to end up single, why would he be paying off some of the chickees to keep quiet? Is it possible they witnessed or have knowledge of some illegal activity like drugs? roids? something other than infidelity? What am i missing?