Sunday, February 28, 2010

Gatorade Backwashes Tiger Woods


Just like Gator Gum (Ed Note: I loved that stuff), Gatorade Tiger will never been seen again, as Gatorade has decided to drop Tiger Woods as a pitchman.

"We no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing efforts and have ended our relationship," a Gatorade spokeswoman said. "We wish him all the best."

So, here is the current list of sponsors that have dropped Tiger:

--Accenture
--AT&T
--Gatorade

Here is what Tiger has left:

--Nike Golf
--Gillette (but not for long)
--Golf Digest
--NetJets
--TAG Heuer
--Tatweer
--EA Sports
--TLC Laser Centers
--Upper Deck

That list sure was a lot sexier back when Tiger Woods wasn't doing all the sexing. May this be a lesson to all -- when you're making $100 million a year in sponsors, make sure you don't get caught banging a school bus of randoms.

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