Friday, February 19, 2010
It Appears Someone Finally Awoke the Hibernating Tiger Woods' PR Team
This pisses me off. It really, honestly pisses me off. I don't really care what Tiger Woods does with his life or his dingy or his boat or his money, but don't jerk my chain. Don't send out a crop of Getty Images photographers to see you smiling while hitting balls and dressing in your best color. Just don't. These photos are of Tiger practicing near his home, and it is ridiculous beyond belief.
Never in the history of sport has someone taken photos meant for positive public image more than these. Honestly, even Paris Hilton getting a staged cat out of a tree are more believable than these.
If there is one thing we've realized ... and this is coming before we see all the fake tears that Tiger will surely bring on Friday ... it is this -- Tiger Woods still doesn't get it. And that my friends, is more sad than what he was feeding us all these years before.