Sunday, February 21, 2010

Lindsey Vonn Jokes About Tiger's Sex Addiction, Possibly Arouses Blogger


Lindsey Vonn is hot. No, not athlete hot, just plain hot. If you don't believe me, just understand this ... for her Sports Illustrated cover, she posed like that, with her ass in the air.

And, speaking of ass, she talked about Tiger Woods and his addiction to the art of sexing.

"They're like, 'Yeah, you're awesome, you go have that sex.' " The room breaks into a laugh. Then she describes a skit she would want to perform if asked to host Saturday Night Live: picture Vonn at Woods' podium, blue backdrop and all. "There's something you don't know about me," Vonn says in a faux solemn, apologetic voice. "Tiger, you're like my idol, and I too have a sex problem." More laughter. "That would be freaking funny."

Okay, so she isn't some comedy genius, but that is still interesting.

Oh, and Lindsey, if you ever need someone to help with your skit, say a 6-foot white guy that snores a little too loud and rarely cuts his toenails, might I suggest that handsome fellow to the right of this post? I can cook if by cook you mean put peanut butter on triscuits!

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