Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Oscars Will be Tiger Woods Joke Free

Rumors swirled the last few weeks about the Oscars nixing Sacha Baron Cohen from hosting duties because he would be too inappropriate. The fun doesn't stop there, however, because retirement center performers hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin aren't allowed to make any Tiger Woods jokes during the Sunday Hollywood celebrity massage.

Academy Awards bosses deleted a series of rude Tiger Woods jokes from the script. A well-placed source tells us writers penned cracks about the golfer's cheating scandal for hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin to deliver. But the lines have been nixed by producers. The source said, "Some of the Tiger jokes were deemed too rude."

Yeah, nothing like being forced to avoid the biggest subject of the last four months.

Maybe they'll also not talk about that blue person movie that the guy from "Titanic" directed.

1 comment:

courtgolf said...

wow - it only took 6 years to figure out that Sasha Barren Cohen was inappropriate...on any level.