Thursday, April 29, 2010

It Appears Tiger's Penis Was the Busiest Thing This Past Decade


Remember how we kept hearing rumors of more girls that would come forward claiming they slept with Tiger Woods, and how that number stayed pretty stagnant after the first run hit the presses? Well, get ready for a list that would even impress Santa.

The National Inquirer (salt shaker needed) is reporting that Tiger bagged, youreadyforthis, 120 chicks during his marriage. That's even more than PGA Tour titles he's won. Lord.

While coming clean during therapy, he failed to mention the one-night stand he knew would destroy his shaky marriage.

The serial cheater hid from therapists - and Elin -- his most shocking conquest - Number 121 - say sources.


Okay, maybe I have a problem mentally, by the first thing that I thought when I heard this is, HOW THE HELL CAN HE REMEMBER THAT MANY CHICKS? This guy might seriously have a mind like a Russian vault. I have friends that have been around the block once or twice more than the average dude, and they can hardly remember their number, and it isn't even in the same stratosphere as 121.

Did he write all their names on the back of a scorecard or something?

Oh well, who knows if this is true or not, and the National Inquirer disclaimer is always needed, but they were the first to report about Tiger's infidelity, so it isn't like they're always wrong.

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