Tuesday, April 6, 2010

You Stay Hot, Augusta Security Guards

If you don't think Tiger Woods picked the Masters because he would get the best possible treatment from the tournament officials, you are insane.

Steve Politi of the Star-Ledger wrote today that security guards are carrying around printouts of all the ladies Tiger slept with (or was attached to) in case some of them show up, and well, get this.

Security guards at Augusta National were actually carrying around a sheet with the mug shots of Woods’ alleged mistresses, with one of the guards asking a woman at the fifth hole, “Are you the stripper?”

The only thing I can think of that is more embarrassing than asking a lady if she is a stripper and she isn't is asking a lady when she is due that isn't pregnant.

Stay classy, security boys.

h/t 'Spin


AppleDawg said...

I want to see golf. I get why they don't want them there. They will make the tournament not about golf but about sex & lies

We get enough of sex & lies every day

Let's keep the Masters about Golf

Ottawa Golf Blog said...

That is friggin' hilarious!

chenlina said...

kate spade outlet
abercrombie store
soccer jerseys
true religion outlet
louis vuitton handbags
michael kors outlet
louis vuitton outlet
oakley sunglasses
celine outlet
coach outlet store online
ray ban outlet
michael kors purse
jordan 8 bugs bunny
juicy couture outlet
louis vuitton handbags
kobe bryant shoes
jordan 8 playoffs
ghd flat iron
timberland outlet
michael kors
kids lebron james shoes
fendi handbags
pandara jewelry
kids lebron shoes
coach factory outlet
air max 95
michael kors bag
abercrombie and fitch new york
jordan 11 concord
retro jordans
tod's shoes
ray ban sunglasses
louis vuitton handbags
michael kors outlet
louis vuitton handbags
fitflops clearance
retro 11
chi flat iron
coach outlet

Shijun Lin said...

shijun 6.16
michael kors
coach outlet
coach outlet online
michael kors
jordan 3
ray ban outlet
michael kors outlet
jordan 11 snakeskin
tory burch shoes
oakley frogskins
fitflops outlet
jordan 11 retro
abercrombie and fitch
coach outlet store online
coach outlet
michael kors outlet online
ray ban sungalsses
lv handbags
coach outlet store online
hollister co
adidas wings
gucci handbags
coach factory outlet
michael kors handbags
marc jacobs outlet
coach outlet
hollister clothing store
louis vuitton
true religion
michael kors purse
oakley store
abercrombie and fitch outlet
abercrombie store new york
gucci bags
michael kors
coach outlet stores online
air max uk
michael kors outlet
michael kors handbags