Tuesday, April 6, 2010
You Stay Hot, Augusta Security Guards
If you don't think Tiger Woods picked the Masters because he would get the best possible treatment from the tournament officials, you are insane.
Steve Politi of the Star-Ledger wrote today that security guards are carrying around printouts of all the ladies Tiger slept with (or was attached to) in case some of them show up, and well, get this.
Security guards at Augusta National were actually carrying around a sheet with the mug shots of Woods’ alleged mistresses, with one of the guards asking a woman at the fifth hole, “Are you the stripper?”
The only thing I can think of that is more embarrassing than asking a lady if she is a stripper and she isn't is asking a lady when she is due that isn't pregnant.
Stay classy, security boys.