Monday, August 16, 2010
Smoking Pot is Not Good
You know drugs are illegal, right? You can't do it or you might get in trouble. I know this because I went through the D.A.R.E. program when I was younger and still sport my shirt from time to time around the house with my Umbro shorts and slap bracelet.
But, enough about me, why don't we talk about Matt Every. He smokes pot, as it seems, and is now going to be missing three months of PGA Tour fame because he enjoys the green. Sucks, right?
Matt Every has been suspended by the PGA Tour for three months for “conduct unbecoming a professional“ after his arrest last month on a misdemeanor charge of marijuana possession, Golfweek has learned.
Every, 26, was one of three men arrested July 6 and charged with possession of a controlled substance at the Isle Casino Hotel in Bettendorf, Iowa, during the John Deere Classic.
I think it is hilarious when people take marijuana so seriously. Listen, I know it is illegal, blah blah blah, but seriously, three f-ing months? For having pot on him? Seems a little harsh, even for old white people.
But, rules are rules, right?
/drops pot in sand bunker ... grounds bong