Tuesday, September 14, 2010
I Really Hope Johnny Miller Doesn't Sign Things Like This
Ian Poulter posted a picture of a hat that Johnny Miller signed, as some sort of "prank," although it might be the least funny joke ever ("Hit more greens?" Really, Johnny?).
Although it wasn't at all funny, I really needed to talk about how Miller signed this thing. He put "63 Oakmont" at the bottom of it. For the sake of Miller, I hope he was kidding, because if he REALLY signs things like that, he might be a bigger ass than I previously thought.
As most of you know, Miller talks about that 63 any time he can. No matter if he's broadcasting the U.S. Open, or if he is getting change at a gas station that comes out to $1.63, he will mention his score at the tournament. It makes it easy to dislike the guy, and this signature stamps it.
If anyone has ever had anything signed by Miller, please comment that he doesn't do this, for my sake.