Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Tiger Woods Reminds Us He's Boring, Seeks Majors


Normally when Tiger Woods talks, journalists everywhere use one hand to write down what's he saying, the other to keep their heads up so they don't pass out from boredom. So, it's no surprise that Tiger took to the microphone again to remind us of the following:

-- He still wants to win majors. (Really??!?)
-- He still thinks he can catch Jack Nicklaus' 18 majors. (What, is he going to say, 'Nope. No chance. I'm toast.'?)
-- He's had lean years before. (Yeah, at a Perkins. *carhorn*)
-- Ben Hogan didn't start winning majors until he was something like 73. (Maybe an exaggeration.)
-- He's happy. (Snooooooreeee)

Well, enough of me, hereeeee's Tiger.

"It's a career. It took Jack over 20 years and I haven't been playing that long," he reasoned. "No-one has done better than Jack with 18... at the end of the day, hopefully I'll have more than 18 major championships.

"I'm only 34 -- Ben Hogan didn't start winning his [majors] until after my age - all nine of them - so I'm looking forward to it."

Woods admitted it had been a "tough 12 months" following revelations about his private life but stated: "I'm in a much, much better place.

"I'm much happier, much more balanced. I've gone through a lot and thank God I did, because I needed to put my life back into an order and a balance.

"It was rough going, but boy I'm glad I'm at the spot I'm at now. It feels good."


I'd love to play that card game Bullshit against Tiger one day, because no matter what he said, or what cards he held, I'd just scream BULLSHIT! at the top of my lungs anytime he opened his mouth.

It's like he's trying to convince himself of this all this now more than convince us, and I'm not one to buy it.

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shane, why do you take everything TW says so personally. It is his life and not yours. At the end of the day, we all have to live our own lives. He says he is in a better place now, he really is the only one who knows that. So all we need to say is " wish you all the best and hope and pray you continue on this path" Be kind and stop the "snark"

Anonymous said...

Shane, even TMZ pissed on the fire and called in the dogs after Tiger's divorce was final.

It's time to let it go......

Anonymous said...

Puhleeez. Like your life is any more exciting.

You're a blogger, which means you got nothing better to do. Those that can't do, BLOG...

NUFF SAID.

UglyPar said...

Three 'Anonymous' comments...

Keep it coming Shane. Woods has never says anything remotely interesting. Ironic that he should have always been so careful with his words but not with his...

To say he's in a better place etc after screwing up his marriage and putting his kids through what he did just shows how selfish he really is.

[konoimo] >-< said...

@UglyPar yah you're probably the type of person who feels better about their lives when someone else experiences some crisis in their own life. Get a life and stop fixating on others problems.

Anonymous said...

konoimo

Let's have a little perspective here...

Phil Mick's wife and mother getting cancer at the same time = crisis.

Married man sleeping with MANY women including minor league porn stars = idiot who deserves as much flak as the public wants to give him.

[konoimo] >-< said...

@anonymous who died and gave you the right to judge anyone. focus on your own life... who cares who he sleeps with...

the universe is indifferent, people put meaning into everything. i know he did something wrong but why the hell will i let it affect my own life.

ITS NOT YOUR LIFE, ITS NOT YOUR PROBLEM. GET OVER IT...

[konoimo] >-< said...

BESIDES the only men who don't cheat are those who can't anyway.

The ones that do CHEAT because they can. So you're probably just jealous because your probably as ugly as an ass.

Hate the player, not the game you victorian puritan.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear konoimo

You really are a grade 1 prick. Just wasted some of my life looking at your blog. My god, do REALLY think anyone gives a shiny shit about EVERY SHOT you played in what apparently you think was a great round?

The way you're so defensive over Tiger, I'm starting to wonder if he was banging you as well.

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