Monday, March 7, 2011

Someone Tried to Blow Up Pebble Beach

Talk about a depressing way to start up your Monday. Apparently, someone tried to blow up the 9th green at Pebble Beach, but was unsuccessful, much to the happiness of every golfer that has yet made the trip to the Peninsula.

According to the Mercury News, police were called when a patron walking the beach noticed two pipe bombs affixed to the cliff holding the 9th green of the famed golf course.

At around 8:30 a.m., a beachcomber reported spotting a suspicious device that looked like two pipe bombs taped together at the base of a 40-foot cliff near the 9th hole at Pebble Beach, according to the sheriff's office.

The Monterey County sheriff's bomb squad went to the scene, examined the device and rendered it safe.

Are terrorists really going to start attacking our golf courses? Really?!? You guys wanna go there? I'm not trying to scare you, but golfers for the most part are a pretty insane group of degenerates that can only agree on one thing; that their sport be taken seriously. If you want to go there, that's fine, but just understand that there will be an extremely high bounty on your head if you start tossing smoke bombs on the 12th green at Augusta.

We don't approve of this, horrible person, and we don't like it. So watch it.


seak said...

On the other hand if it was the 14th green, I don't think there would be a shortage of golf suspects.

Shane B. said...

Slow clap, seak.

seak said...

Am I wrong?* :)

*standard legal disclaimer, I am in no way advocating for someone to go blow up the 14th green, and no greens were harmed in the typing of this message

D*ck Nuggets said...

Don't the two of you have a 2" p*ckerwood you need to regrip?