Thursday, April 28, 2011

John Daly Says Tiger Woods Cheated Because He Never Got Any

Well, here is one for the ages; John Daly gaves Tiger Woods marriage advice. Next up, Kevin Na will do a clinic on how to hit golf shots out of trouble!

That is true though. Daly, who was a guest on 790 The Zone, and he talked about his conversations with Tiger after the news broke that he had been cheating on Elin. Seriously, the quotes are too good not to share with you now, so enjoy, and if you have anymore questions for Daly, just tweet him, because he'll be sure to respond.

Yes. And that reason is something I don’t want to talk about. But I told him, ‘if you would have come out that night after the incident and told the world what was going on — not listened to your agents, not listened to anybody else, just what your heart said and thought what you just told me — this story would have ended in one day.’ And he said ‘I know, I know. I just had to listen to everybody.’ I said ‘that’s the thing you’ve got to understand Tiger, you’re the greatest player that’s ever played, you don’t have to listen to anybody, you have to listen to what your heart tells you to do.’ And he says ‘I thought about talking to the media right after it all happened, I really did, and told them the truth and told them what was going on. But I was told not to.’ So, I don’t blame him in that aspect of listening to the bad advice, which I totally think he got throughout the whole situation.

... you’re looking at a guy who all the way through his college days, all there was was golf, golf, golf, golf golf. And then there was more golf. And then there was more golf. The guy never had a chance to live a life, and you know, certain things that people go through they find out they like and don’t like. And as a young man or whatever, there’s certain things you like and certain things you don’t like. He found out late what he really liked because he was never around it. He didn’t have a chance to find out what women were like and what girls were like that much until he was in his late teens, late late, almost 20. I don’t think folks realize that.

... My exes, if you look at my life, they just quit supporting me. Plus, they didn’t want to have sex anymore. And when that happens — and I’ve always been straight up front with every one of them — I said ‘if you’re not going to give it to me, I am going to go get it somewhere else.’ And that’s just the way I’ve been whether there’s a ring on my finger or not. Is that adultery? Maybe so, but from what I understand, when you’re married they’re supposed to give it to you.”

Daly was then asked if Tiger should have gone up to the podium and said, "I'm not getting it anymore, I've had enough," to where Daly answered, "“Exactly. That’s what I did.”

One of my bosses over at Yahoo! put it the best; the wisdom of accepting marriage advice is questionable at best, and I'd probably go a step further. If you're trying to ask Daly for marriage advice, your relationship is about eight exit past fixable. Daly has been married and divorced four times, so asking him how to keep one together would be like asking me how to win a green jacket. Sure, I could give you some pointers on what not to do, but telling you how to successfully pull it off ain't exactly my strong point.

Anyway, the thought of this conversation going down ranks as the highlight of my week. I can see John now, scratching his scruff as he downs a Diet Coke and tells Tiger exactly what he should have done on the podium as a billion people watched every move he made and word he said. It reminds me of that drunk at the bar that tells you exactly how you should lead your life, as he pulls out quarters to pay for his weekly pint.

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