Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Can't We Just Golf In Bee-ace?!
You know what's tough? Golf. You know what's tougher? Golf when you've got something else in the back of your mind. You know what's the toughest? Golfing with something in the back of your mind, and that thing being 60,000 bees swarming around you as you putt.
That's what happened at the University of Texas-Arlington's latest golf tournament, when a swarm of bees that were inhabiting a tree near the 18th green took over the final hole, making it unplayable and forcing the tournament to be canceled.
I know that God made everything for a reason, and bees pollinate blah blah blah, but I'm going to have a long conversation when I get through those pearly gates, if I'm invited, with the man upstairs about all these insects he has flying around me all the time. Mosquitos? Bees? Spiders?! These things make my life better?! You've got some 'splainin' to do, sir.