Saturday, November 26, 2011

Rory McIlroy's Ex-Girlfriend is Funny

Imagine being Holly Sweeney. A young girl who had spent most of her youth holding hands with Rory McIlroy, Sweeney was still in a relationship with the young phenom when he ran away with this year's U.S. Open. McIlroy mentioned after his win that she was part of the reason he was able to take down Congressional just months after collapsing at Augusta, only to part ways weeks later and fall in the arms of major-weary Caroline Wozniacki.

Sweeney has had a little fun with the breakup, and it showed when she hosted a "golf pros, tennis hoes" dinner party as part of a show in Ireland called "Celebrity Come Dine With Me."

Apparently McIlroy got wind of the party and sent multiple texts begging her not to go through with it, but she did, and honestly, that's pretty funny.

The only thing funnier is if Lance Armstrong's ex-wife had thrown a "bicycle bros and scratchy voice singers" party months after the cyclist went to Sheryl Crow's corner.

(Also, just for the record, Sweeney might be on my short list of "girls that are sneaky hot but seem like they could easily be the type of woman to show up at your house at 3 AM and break down your door because you fell asleep and forgot to text her goodnight." Just sayin'.)

29 comments:

Mark said...

Love it!

She's way hotter than Wozniacki.

This was another of Rory's crappy decisions this year.

seak said...

lol, guessing Rory will quickly learn the terms settlement and confidentiality agreement.

Quick aside, don't break up with a girl, beg her to come back & then dump her again a few months later.

Shane B. said...

With you, Seak, 100 percent.

Anonymous said...

Mcllroy is young and has a lot to about about women that will want to use men who are rich and famous.

Cam said...

She is a stunner! What was he thinking!?!

Anonymous said...

naive young millionaire bloke snared by wordly gold-digger "shock".

he'll hopefully learn.

sad to see him dumping his pre-fame g/f - gold-digging aside suggests fame's going to his head and he wants "shiny new people" in his life now; not the boring old ones he grew up with.

no-one is ever happy by rejecting their roots.

and yes, his ex won't have too many problems getting someone better, frankly.

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