Thursday, December 15, 2011
They're Bringing Bertha Back?! Justin Timberlake Adds 26th Job Title to Resume
Remember back in the days when all Justin Timberlake did was headline a really badass boy band group? Man, those were the days. Britney Spears was sexy. Justin Bieber wasn't alive, and the only question in the golf world was how many shots Tiger Woods was going to win by.
But the world is changing my friends. Timberlake is out on his own. He made Saturday Night Live relevant again. He actually forced people to watch Jimmy Fallon. He got to lay on a topless Mila Kunis (I'll never forgive you for this one, Timberlake ... never!). And now, he can add Creative Director of Callaway Golf to his Infinite Jest-length resume.
Yes, Callaway has named Timberlake creative director of their new RAZR line, and if you don't like that, why don't you just go cry me a river. I'd hate to say Callaway was losing their way with their clubs, but Timberlake is here to keep them relevant until the end of time. Justin, take it from here, my man! (if you can name how many JT hits were in the last paragraph, you get 5 minutes with JT and a bottle of scotch.)
Yes, Timberlake and Callaway, a match made in fedora-covered heaven. Enjoy, golfers.